Gay fellow to start new church

Ted Haggard is starting a new church.

Haggard said he doesn’t know how many people will attend his new church, but he said the ordeal he and his wife, Gayle, went through has prepared them to help others.

“I have an incredible heart for broken people,” he said. “I think we’re qualified to hold people’s hands” in times of trouble.

In other words, he’s rather eager to get back to bashing gay people, all the while missing the irony in being one himself.

Or at least he hopes everyone else will miss the irony.

Thought of the day

Cancer booths are a blight on the blighted vanity of people. I wish they would go away.

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