Thought of the day

When I become Supreme Ruler of the world, my first order of business will be to outlaw sandwich makers who put my vegetables in the middle of my sub. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO FOLD IT? You aren’t. Damn it. You aren’t.

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3 Responses

  1. Admittedly, this is one of my less substantial posts.

  2. When I become dictator, the first thing to go will be the ridiculous switching back-and-forth between standard and daylight savings time.
    I’ve yet to meet someone who doesn’t agree with me about this (though, for dictators, popular agreement would be irrelevant).

  3. If I become Supreme Ruler first you won’t have to worry about it getting done.

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