Why isn’t there yet a law against back-to-school campaigns prior to August? I saw an entire section filled with backpacks and whatever sad excuse for Trapper Keepers kids have nowadays at Target just last week. That’s absurd. Worse yet, I recall seeing one campaign a number of years ago in June. June! School doesn’t even get out until the second week of that month, sometimes the third. None of this particularly affects me anymore, but I’m still against it on general principle.
This is why terrorists don’t like us.