Strap-on condom for drunk people

Huh.

The Sensis sheath is being hailed as a breakthrough for all men who have experienced passion-killing delays at the crucial moment.

Mr Thompson, a former carpenter now attending to an entirely different type of wood, said he got the idea after unsuccessfully trying to put on an ordinary condom after a night on the town.

He said: ‘I couldn’t see anything so I tried to open the window to take advantage of the street lights, but I couldn’t really see anything. Between the alcohol and the fumbling it was one big flop.’

It seems to me that if you’re so drunk that you can’t get a condom on, perhaps you shouldn’t have sex. At least if it’s the first time with the person. And besides, such a lack of dexterity and motor skills seem a foreboding sign for the rest of the night.