Dokter Kwak

I’m not sure what the subtitle says, but I think the rest of this image breaks the language barrier.

(I lied. The subtitle, through the limitations of Google translator, says something about there being a sucker born every minute. It also says “bastard” for some reason.)

Update: I got the clear translation (and astoundingly quickly).

Doctor Quack
Andreas Moritz
blablablabla
There’s a sucker born every minute
And a crook every hour to take care of 60 suckers