Thought of the day

I heard there are billboards in LA that indicate the rapture will happen between 5:30 and 7:00. Unfortunately, I was not told if that was a.m. or p.m. Can anyone help me out? I really want to be at the head of the line when the looting starts.

Thought of the day

My next big trip?

It is decided.

Thought of the day

I will be here for a good chunk of the day:

Thought of the day

If the Red Sox could sweep the Yankees and then win tomorrow when I am sitting in Fenway, that would be great.

Thought of the day

I have yet to see a good argument for God in the 21st century. There were arguments that worked when we didn’t have the same facts we have now, but ever since the Enlightenment every argument for God has been a radical failure. I mean, it’s ridiculous. I hardly believe that theists are even trying at this point.

Thought of the day

Existence precedes essence.

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I can take that bin Laden information will be in the news for quite some time. And I can take that there will be those moronic conspiracy theorists who say he wasn’t killed. Or he has been dead for years. Or whatever malarkey they want to throw around. And I can stand listening to the stupid debate about releasing images. I can stand listening to all that garbage because at least it’s expected garbage. But come on, media. Are we really going to call bin Laden’s compound a “lair”? Unless President Obama is really Mario, Osama was really Bowser, and the woman he used to shield himself was the Princess, he did not live in a friggin’ “lair”.

Thought of the day

I find it tremendously stubborn that FOX Noise insists on misspelling Osama bin Laden’s name “Usama”.

Thought of the day

I learn more history from Pawn Stars than any of the History Channel’s other shows.

Also, I refuse to call it “History”. It’s the History Channel.

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The biggest issues for the Tea Party:

  • Breaking up unions (without helping any budgets)
  • Restricting abortions
  • Expanding gun ‘rights’
  • Questioning the President’s place of birth
  • Defunding public radio
  • Restricting civil rights for gays
  • Replacing Jewish lawmakers with “true Christian” leaders
  • Pretending the U.S. is a Christian nation
  • Pretending the U.S. was even founded on Christian ‘principles’
  • Abusing the already weak concept of libertarianism

Oh, and most don’t want to see cuts to Medicare and Medicaid. So remind me again why so much of the nation believes this movement has anything to do with spending and taxes?