Maine legalizes gay marriage; society fails

Maine legalized gay marriage today. Oh, the humanity! Buildings are crumbling outside. Fish are coming up dead in the lake out back. People are dying. Animals have rabies. I saw an old guy fall. There’s a pot hole in the road. It’s all over, folks! Grab your canned beans and flashlights and hunker down. It’s May, but winter has come and it ain’t going anywhere.

Nearly six in 10 people ages 18 to 34 said same-sex marriages should be legal. Just over four in 10 people ages 35 to 49 agreed. Numbers were similar for 50- to 64-year olds, but only 24 percent of people 65 and older agreed.

My specific, cultural, particular, Abrahamic god! Once all the old geezers die, no People’s Veto is going to be able to save our non-animal, specially created souls.

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