Glenn Beck is such a huge idiot

I, for whatever inane reason, find myself listening to conservat…sorry, fair and balanced news. From what I gather, the station is a combination of FOX Noise radio and a local conservative station, probably a FOX affiliate. It basically consists of four shows: Hannity, Beck, Carr, and some automotive show for whatever strange reason. Beck has the most charisma, so I find listening to his outrageous opinions to be the most tolerable. UPDATE: It turns out they’re all intolerable. And Carr has more charisma.

I was listening to the jackass last night and he was going on about science – no doubt, Ben Stein’s definition of science. This is what he said (paraphrased).

We all know Earth didn’t just come into existence by magic by some invisible guy in the sky! No! It was when two rocks collided that Earth was created!

The sarcasm dripped.

Surely what Beck was referencing was the well-established fact of the accretion process. Apparently this is just too absurd for the man. From what I can tell, the guy has some smarts about him. He managed to attend Yale shortly before dropping out. Really, that’s the problem. A stupid creationist isn’t as common as one might think; what we’re seeing are ignorant creationists. These people, for whatever reason, refuse to educate themselves. That in itself is stupid, but their lack of knowledge is ignorance. It’s no crime, but these people shouldn’t be getting talk shows and Vice Presidential nominations.

Let's make it simple

The gay marriage issue is not about sexual orientation. I’ve said it again and again. It is about sex. Here is the best explanation why.

  • Straight man + straight woman = marriage
  • Straight man + gay woman = marriage
  • Straight man + gay man = no marriage
  • Straight man + straight man = no marriage
  • Gay man + gay man = no marriage
  • Gay man + gay woman = marriage
  • Straight woman + straight woman = no marriage
  • Straight woman + gay woman = no marriage
  • Gay woman + gay woman = no marriage

In every instance where a man and woman are on one side of the equation, marriage is allowed in every state. In every instance where the same sex is on the same side of the equation, marriage is not allowed in every state. The clear conclusion is that sexual orientation is not at issue in the least – legally speaking. Currently, the government is willfully discriminating on the basis of sex. That is illegal. It needs to stop.

Let’s make it simple

The gay marriage issue is not about sexual orientation. I’ve said it again and again. It is about sex. Here is the best explanation why.

  • Straight man + straight woman = marriage
  • Straight man + gay woman = marriage
  • Straight man + gay man = no marriage
  • Straight man + straight man = no marriage
  • Gay man + gay man = no marriage
  • Gay man + gay woman = marriage
  • Straight woman + straight woman = no marriage
  • Straight woman + gay woman = no marriage
  • Gay woman + gay woman = no marriage

In every instance where a man and woman are on one side of the equation, marriage is allowed in every state. In every instance where the same sex is on the same side of the equation, marriage is not allowed in every state. The clear conclusion is that sexual orientation is not at issue in the least – legally speaking. Currently, the government is willfully discriminating on the basis of sex. That is illegal. It needs to stop.