Gay fellow to start new church

Ted Haggard is starting a new church.

Haggard said he doesn’t know how many people will attend his new church, but he said the ordeal he and his wife, Gayle, went through has prepared them to help others.

“I have an incredible heart for broken people,” he said. “I think we’re qualified to hold people’s hands” in times of trouble.

In other words, he’s rather eager to get back to bashing gay people, all the while missing the irony in being one himself.

Or at least he hopes everyone else will miss the irony.

4 Responses

  1. There are many fuckwads like Haggard who are too ignorant to realize that the world considers them a joke.

    He is mainly tired of not having others pay for his lifestyle.

  2. Who cares what he does?

  3. In the past, millions. In the future, I hope none, but who knows. It all depends on how he covers up that irony.

  4. Yeah, he wants to hold hands with those other poor guys.

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