Nate keeps telling me that Hawaii sucks, but I get the feeling that he either 1) would say that about any place expensive or 2) is thinking of his mother. At any rate, I intend on visiting soon. Here’s some eye candy:
Hawaii eye candy
Posted on February 1, 2014 by Michael
For the Sake of Science 
It sucks because it sucks. I hate sand, give me a water filled, disused, quarry any day.
Your mother seems to loosely fit that description, but I don’t think it’s water she’s filled with.