Happy Carl Sagan Day

I just made it. With 5 Eastern Standard Time minutes to spare, I have learned that it is Carl Sagan Day today. In honor of the great man right now, I can really only offer the small gesture of a clip post here. But as a greater honor, we can all do everything we can to come to a greater appreciation of science; we can reject intelligent design as the bullshit that it is (and let’s emphasize the “b” in “bullshit”). We can fight against the quacks out there. We can promote and love and have a passion about science. It is our greatest tool.

High school refs may be punished for supporting cancer research

It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month right now and a lot of people are doing a lot of good things to support research. One example comes from Washington where a group of high school refs decided to donate their playoff paychecks to breast cancer research – while using pink whistles. Unfortunately, Todd Stordahl, chair of the Washington Officials Association, wants to be a stupid prick.

The chair of the WOA, Todd Stordahl, told KING 5 News and MyNorthwest.com he has little choice but to discipline officials who used colored whistles. He claims that letting them continue without punishment would send the wrong message to student athletes.

“They chose not to ask for permission, not to go the right route,” Stordahl told KING 5. “It sends the wrong message to kids that are playing the game. ‘If they broke the rules why can’t I do the same.'”

Though no discipline has been decided upon, Stordahl indicated it was likely that pink whistle-blowing officials would be suspended for two playoff games. That would not only keep the referees from working at the annual pinnacle of their sport, but also cost them two game checks.

Ha. The wrong message? The wrong message?! How about this message, Stordahl:

Your mundane, stupid, silly, trivial, unimportant, meaningless rules don’t fucking matter. You’re taking money away from breast cancer research. How about you ask all those high school athletes with relatives with breast cancer if this is what they want? Ask them in 25 years if they feel they learned a valuable lesson from an asshole like you.

Fortunately, the refs aren’t backing down:

Meanwhile, MyNorthwest.com is reporting the PNFOA (Pacific Northwest Football Officials Association) is arguing the dress code for officials does not technically specify that only black whistles be used, which means any suspensions would be unwarranted. That follows a Tuesday PNFOA meeting in which the group’s president, Mike Livingston, said the board voted unanimously to use the colored whistles, regardless of penalty.

The officials themselves seem to be on board with the PNFOA decision, due to a commitment the referees felt to both breast cancer awareness and each other. There’s little indication that the threat that came Thursday night from the WOA will keep them from using the pink whistles they intended.

“A lot of the guys in the association have been touched by breast cancer in some way,” referee Jeff Mattson told MyNorthwest.com. “So we decided to take on the Susan G. Komen Foundation.”

It’s plainly sad that it’s actually necessary for anyone to delve into the legal minutiae in order to win this argument against that scumbag Todd Stordahl. We’re talking about human lives. I hope Stordahl gets fired.

Stordahl’s email: tstordahl@woa-officials.com

Because it’s easy to shit all over young people

One thing I’m constantly noticing is how older people tend to give themselves undue favor by virtue of being older. We see it in laws which say work places cannot discriminate against those 40 and older, as if it’s okay to discriminate against someone who is 18. We see it in condescending debates where, once there is either a loss or a stalemate against a younger person, the older person resorts to that old classic, ‘Well, maybe you’ll understand once you’re older.’ It’s all over the place and I can’t stand it. It isn’t that there isn’t value in experience, because of course there is, but experience does not mean someone is therefore well-informed and worldly. Take my university. It’s largely a commuter school designed to accommodate full-time workers with kids who want to attend school part-time. In fact, the average age is about 35 (though among just full-time students, I suspect that average would drop significantly). This means there are a lot of older people* with a lot of experience. Unfortunately, far too many of them feel compelled to sprinkle their life stories throughout class. They’re hardly ever relevant, professors become visibly annoyed, and they serve as a distraction. But do these older people have any clue how much they’re embarrassing themselves? Of course not. They’re clearly under the impression that their experience inherently gives them something of value to contribute; it doesn’t.

I’m ranting about this because I recently read an article about teen driver safety that takes great pains to make sure we don’t even think about giving teen drivers any credit.

Far fewer people are dying in car crashes with teens at the wheel, but it’s not because teenagers are driving more cautiously. Experts say laws are tougher, and cars and highways are safer.

Fatal car crashes involving teen drivers fell by about a third over five years, according to a new federal report that credits tougher restrictions on younger drivers.

The rate of such fatal crashes has been declining since 1996. Experts credit a range of factors, including safer cars with air bags and highway improvements, which reduce the risk of death.

Experts say a chief reason is that most states have been getting tougher on when teens can drive and when they can carry passengers.

“It’s not that teens are becoming safer,” said Russ Rader, spokesman for the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, an Arlington, Va.-based research group funded by auto insurance companies.

“It’s that state laws enacted in the last 15 years are taking teens out of the most hazardous driving situations,” such as driving at night or with other teens in the car, he said.

It all sounds fair enough – it isn’t doubtful that better vehicles and better roads and better safety laws have made a big difference. But look at the quote from Rader – “It’s not that teens are becoming safer…” The guy is going beyond the evidence.

About five years back I got my first and only speeding ticket. I was going 81mph on the Interstate (where the speed limit is 65mph), the officer was nice enough about it all, and I knew I deserved what I got (though I do wonder if the relatively low fine – $185 – was a result of me not being a douche to him). For the rest of the day I hovered around 70mph. Part of me wanted to be defiant, but my wallet wanted me to keep it slow. Now I virtually never hit 75mph, probably averaging close to 70mph (which, yes, is still speeding, but every rational person knows that is reasonable in good conditions – that’s why no one ever gets ticketed for that speed).

But what does this tell us? Does it tell us that my speed decreased because an officer enforced the law and ticketed me? Yes. But does that mean it’s fair to say I haven’t become a safer driver? Of course not. I am a safer driver on the Interstate now. The law is what spurred me to drive more cautiously (and now I would go my current average speed anyway, threat of tickets or not), and we ought to credit that officer with not only doing his job but with doing a good deed, but that shouldn’t take anything away from me. Just the same, we can credit tougher laws with keeping teen death rates down on the road, but at the same time we need to credit the teens. Take when they drive for 6 months with no passengers. They’re learning good habits and figuring out how to best navigate the roads without distraction. Thanks be to the law, but let us also thank those teens. By following the law, it’s reasonable to say they’re improving as drivers. It’s tough to necessarily measure that claim, but it’s entirely plausible (and even likely). We want to be cautious not to exceed what we have for evidence, but we certainly can’t blindly go discrediting teen drivers.

At the very least, though, the writer of this article went and got the opinion of some teen. (It’s preferable to stick to what experts have to say, but I just like what this teen said.)

In New York, the driver’s license restrictions can at times be annoying, said Ali Janicki, a 17-year-old high school senior in the town of North White Plains.

Janicki had a “junior” license when she was 16, which restricted her from driving after 9 p.m. and from driving with more than one other youth in the car. She broke the rules a few times, giving her sister and a friend a ride home from school, or driving home from a movie after 9.

Sometimes, she also needed a parent to drive her to nighttime parties. “It kind of bugged me,” she said. “But I understand why.”

She said she was nearly in an accident Thursday, but blamed another — older — driver’s error. “I think older people, past about 40, should have to take a test and make sure their eyes are still working the same way,” she said.

Heresy! Older people have all that driving experience! How dare a dumb little, silly teen question the ability of older people to drive! Amirite?

It’s refreshing to read a quote like that, but I wonder how many people over 40 read that quote and felt an increased sense of hostility towards teen drivers.

*Remember, 35 is the average. Most of the “older people” I have in mind are in their 40’s or beyond.

‘It’s my right to make you support my religion!’

At least that’s what many of the residents of King, N.C. may as well be saying. They’re all in a huff over a Christian flag the city council decided to remove from a war memorial after an Afghanistan war veteran made a complaint.

“This monument stands as hallowed ground,” said Martini, a tall, trim man with a tattoo on his right arm commemorating the day in 1988 when he became a born-again Christian. “It kills me when I think people want to essentially desecrate it.”

It now appears that many of the Christians in this small town have replaced the flag with a replica and are now guarding it. (It’s unclear from the article if the new flag is in the same place as the old one.) It’s a great display of ignorance, really. Someone doesn’t want the government supporting religion? Well, that person must just be desecrating everything! Actually, that wouldn’t be so bad – we really should never hold any ideas sacred, sealed off in a box where it’s unthinkable that anyone should ever question them. But that isn’t what’s happening here.

Of course in all this, the ACLU, as usual, has taken the correct position. They’ve praised the town for taking down the flag while allowing these people to hold their silly vigils. It’s no surprise that the ACLU is holding to actual principle. But that isn’t so clear to the residents.

The protesters, though, aren’t satisfied with the vigil. They’re planning an Oct. 23 rally in support of their ultimate goal, which is for the city to restore the Christian flag to the permanent metal pole on the memorial.

At a recent public hearing, roughly 500 people packed the King Elementary School gymnasium, many waving Christian flags. Of more than 40 speakers, no one spoke in favor of removing it.

“We’ve let our religious freedoms and constitutional rights be stripped away one by one, and I think it’s time we took a stand,” King resident James Joyce said.

James Joyce is just being a mook. The separation of church and state is well established; no one’s rights have been taken away by the removal of an illegal display of government-supported religion.

Of course, if the flag was a Muslim or atheist symbol of any sort, there would be an immediate uproar, quick adherence to the constitution, and no one in that town would be holding any vigil of support. It isn’t about principle for the Christian majority in King, North Carolina anymore than it is in the rest of America.

Uganda is a terrible place

It’s just awful.

More than 20 homosexuals have been attacked over the last year in Uganda, and an additional 17 have been arrested and are in prison, said Frank Mugisha, the chairman of Sexual Minorities Uganda. Those numbers are up from the same period two years ago, when about 10 homosexuals were attacked, he said.

This all has come after the introduction of an anti-gay bill that would have imposed the death penalty on gays. (The bill eventually died.) By attacking the basic rights of gays, the legislators in Uganda have incited an increasing uprising against them; pretend like gays should have fewer or different rights than heterosexuals and you’re asking for discrimination. We see it all the time in the United States; Uganda has taken it to the extreme.

But you say you aren’t convinced of the similarities between what happens here and what happens in Uganda? How about the perpetuation of myths, then?

The Oct. 9 article in a Ugandan newspaper called Rolling Stone – not the American magazine – came out five days before the one-year anniversary of the controversial legislation. The article claimed that an unknown but deadly disease was attacking homosexuals in Uganda, and said that gays were recruiting 1 million children by raiding schools, a common smear used in Uganda.

Sounds an awful lot like that dastardly HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!!ONE1!!, doesn’t it? Oh, but maybe it’s just one of them there backward places, huh? Well…

Rolling Stone does not have a large following in Uganda, a country of 32 million where about 85 percent of people are Christian and 12 percent are Muslim.

They do have very strong backwards thinking, but it derives from the same place as much of the backwards thinking in the U.S.

Gay rejection stay in place

As expected, a federal appeals court has issued a stay in regards to DADT.

A federal appeals court on Wednesday temporarily granted the U.S. government’s request for a freeze on a judge’s order requiring the military to allow openly gay troops.

A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals instructed lawyers for the gay rights group that brought the lawsuit successfully challenging the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy to file arguments in response by Monday.

This isn’t the worst setback in the world. It’s merely a matter of time before equality is granted to all U.S. citizens wishing to serve in the military. We’ll be a safer nation for it.

U.S. military: Open to gays

Finally.

The military is accepting openly gay recruits for the first time in the nation’s history, even as it tries in the courts to slow the movement to abolish its “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.

At least two service members discharged for being gay began the process to re-enlist after the Pentagon’s Tuesday announcement.

Unfortunately, there still exists the possibility of this policy changing (though probably only temporarily), so many civil rights groups for gays are advising that people don’t come out of the closet just yet. It takes time to tear down blind bigotry.

Religiously-based divide in Germany

As usual, religion is spurring divide in the world. And, without surprise, Christianity is the aggressor.

Germany’s attempt to create a multi-cultural society has failed completely, Chancellor Angela Merkel said at the weekend, calling on the country’s immigrants to learn German and adopt Christian values.

Merkel weighed in for the first time in a blistering debate sparked by a central bank board member saying the country was being made “more stupid” by poorly educated and unproductive Muslim migrants.

“Multikulti”, the concept that “we are now living side by side and are happy about it,” does not work, Merkel told a meeting of younger members of her conservative Christian Democratic Union (CDU) party at Potsdam near Berlin.

“This approach has failed, totally,” she said, adding that immigrants should integrate and adopt Germany’s culture and values.

“We feel tied to Christian values. Those who don’t accept them don’t have a place here,” said the chancellor.

Hitler’s (creationist) Christian values didn’t work out too well for Germany. Nor have Christian values led to better nations, families, or individuals in general. The fire of this religiously-based divide that Merkel is stoking isn’t going to lead to a better world; homogeneity is a concept foreign to the religious realm. Every attempt to attain such a state has led to death and suffering and evil.

Oh, and the “Christian values” Merkel wants would mean she couldn’t be a world leader.

Grand Rapids officer illegally puts men out of business

Anthony and Willie Mills opened up a restaurant in Grand Rapids. It wasn’t much of a place, but it was making them enough money to stay open, give them some autonomy, and do a little to help out the local economy. But then an unnamed officer came in one night, made erroneous claims, and shut the whole operation down.

Here are two brothers who came and tried to open up a legitimate business. They weren’t in violation of the law. There wasn’t criminal activity going on in the business. They were just doing the best they could here in Michigan and because of what happened they have lost that dream. They have lost that opportunity to succeed,” said Benjamin Mills, a partner at Gruel, Mills, Nims & Pyleman who is now representing Anthony and Willie Mills.

The Mills brothers opened the now vacant restaurant called Chili Willi’s on Eastern and Burton 5 months ago. They say the new business was just making enough money to keep the doors open then on August 30th a Grand Rapids police officer came in and improperly shut them down for not having a license they in fact did not need.

“He closed me up and told me if I sold anything that I would go to jail,” said co-owner Willie Mills.

After this story first got press, the city looked into what was going on. They’ve admitted guilt.

After losing their business the Mills brothers needed to know why this happened to them and wanted someone to be held accountable. They contacted 13 On Your Side and we went to police and city leaders to get some answers.

“Well after your story it brought this whole thing to our attention. We realized a mistake had happened. We are not out trying to hurt any type of business,” said Lt. Ralph Mason, Spokesperson for Grand Rapids Police Department. “A mistake happened. We are humans. We now have to figure out how to get this thing behind us.”

First, a police officer should know better than to admit error publicly. It’s just as bad as a citizen talking to the cops. I suspect if the city is sued, Mason’s statements will be thrown back in his face. In all likelihood, by admitting his guilt he just forced a settlement by the city (which should be at least $25,000, the amount the Mills brothers are out). Second, really? He wants to “figure out how to get this thing behind” the city and police department? How about he gets the Mills brothers back in front of all their debt? That would be the decent thing to do, at least.

Thank goodness for Andre Sougarret

Andre Sougarret is the engineer called upon by Chilean president Sebastián Piñera to save those 33 miners. It is his heroic efforts and the efforts of those he directed that deserve praise.

The mission was unprecedented. No one had ever drilled so far to reach trapped miners. No one knew where to find them.

From the first confusing days to this week’s glorious finale, the 46-year-old Sougarret was the man with the answers.

Sougarret’s management of the crisis was so successful that nearly all the rescued miners walked out of the hospital yesterday perfectly healthy.

People have been blindly and stupidly thanking their particular god for the saving of these miners. Even the miners themselves held on to their faith, disregarding the grandeur of human action that took place. One miner, Jimmy Sanchez, said this:

There weren’t thirty-three miners down there, there were actually thirty-four of us, because God has never left us down here.

This ought to force us to ask, what about all the other miners who have died this year? And why did more miners in the past die than they do today? What is it that people like Sanchez believe God has a grand plan that is infallible, yet if they pray and have faith, they can alter that plan? Or, why the hell don’t mooks like Sanchez and everyone else with blind faith recognize that they’re gaming the system? No matter what happens, good or bad, it’s all going to be chalked up to somehow being part of God’s plan. I’d say there’s a massive quantity of intellectual dishonesty going on here but 1) faith blinds people to rationality and 2) most of these people probably aren’t curious enough to consider these basic problems with what they believe; bringing intellect into the equations seems a rather moot point.

Drilling through would risk provoking another collapse, crushing anything below.

So, an entirely new shaft would have to be drilled to try to reach the men. And they needed to call in more expertise: the miners who had narrowly escaped being crushed in the Aug. 5 collapse.

It was this recruitment of expertise and knowledge combined with modern technology that saved these 33 lives. If these miners were trapped 150 years ago, they would be dead. There’s no good way to fit a god into this radical difference in outcome: people are more knowledgeable and have better technology than in the past; that raises the odds of being saved.

Thank goodness for Andre Sougarret.