Thought of the day

To review: To review: Republicans ruin economy, lose power, intentionally stall the economy, regain some power, continue to intentionally stall the economy, ask for more power.

Thought of the day

Thought of the day

Maine recently legalized fireworks. Given the fun it sounds like my neighbor is having and I am not, I’m not sure if I fully support this any longer.

Thought of the day

I sent off the check for my coming expedition up Aconcagua, the highest peak in the Andes. It was a good chunk of change, but I don’t think I’m going to miss it when I’m standing on top of the southern hemisphere.

Thought of the day

How I know you’re a complete chode: You pronounce words like “Chile” and “Latino” with an accent despite not otherwise having said accent.

Thought of the day

Twenty-nine states currently have laws protecting parents who engage in faith healing.

In related news, 29 states have asinine laws on the books designed to give special protections to dangerous people of faith.

Thought of the day

When I really have no desire to do some particular exercise is when I know I should do it.

Thought of the day

I can’t stress this enough: feminism and atheism are not linked in any significant way.

Thought of the day

Video games are to old people today as rock and roll was to old people in 1955.

Thought of the day

Basketball is awful.