Posted on December 10, 2011 by Michael
It seems to me that most people believe a sign of “being an adult” is pretending that funny things aren’t funny whilst simultaneously putting on a phony ‘professional’ demeanor. If anything, that sort of belief is one of the more immature things of which I can think.
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Posted on December 8, 2011 by Michael
From 2004-2008 I had a lot of friends who went to the University of New England. Whereas that school was much more of a party school than my commuter school (where the average age is an ancient 35), I would venture down to Biddeford most weekends. I would see a bunch of friends, most of whom I knew exclusively as a result of my frequent visits, and it always a good time. But despite all these people I had met, there would inevitably be a number of individuals walking through the front door whom I had never seen. After awhile, this was the response I developed:
There he is! That’s the guy! How about that? I tell you. Man. This guy!
For anyone who wishes to see people with really confused – sometimes uncomfortable – looks on their face, I highly recommend this route.
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Posted on December 7, 2011 by Michael
Posted on December 3, 2011 by Michael
“Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much sexual harassment plaguing your presidential campaign.” ~Herman Cain
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Posted on December 1, 2011 by Michael
I can’t believe Carlos Mencia, aka Ned Holness, aka joke stealer extraordinaire, keeps getting specials on Comedy Central. The guy isn’t funny at all.
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Posted on November 22, 2011 by Michael
Here’s what I don’t like about the abortion debate: One side says it is about controlling women whereas the other side insists it is about murder. There is plenty of truth from the first side, but that truth is concentrated amongst a minority of Christians and Muslims in the US. The second side, of course, is entirely wrong. But regardless of whether either side is right or wrong on these claims, I still don’t like anything about it. So what if the other guy has shitty motivations? That doesn’t make him wrong.
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Posted on November 20, 2011 by Michael
Remember when Reagan took the solar panels off the White House?
Dolt.
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Posted on November 17, 2011 by Michael
Dear people at the gym,
When I ask you for a spot, I mean that I want a spot. I do not mean that I want you to lift the weight for me.
Thank you,
Michael.
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Posted on November 15, 2011 by Michael
I am rooting for Green Bay to have a perfect season on one condition and for one reason. The condition: They aren’t competing against the Patriots. The reason: So Mercury Morris will forever have to shut the hell up.
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Posted on November 10, 2011 by Michael
We should do away with term limits for presidents. I would very much like to see intelligent people like Bill Clinton get elected again and again.
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