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  1. What about “love me or suffer uffer unimaginable pain and horror for eternity. “

  2. That does give this one a run for its money.

  3. “Jesus loves you and he’s going to roast you in hellfire for all eternity if you don’t love him back” has that nice ‘stalker’ vibe going for it.

  4. I don’t know that the bible ever mentions hell in the way you describe it. More like if you don’t believe in Jesus he isn’t going to invite you over to his house after school gets out.

    It may, I just can’t think of anyplace.

  5. Since when are American Christians constrained by what’s actually in the Bible?

    They concocted a complete, sadistic revenge-fantasy-torture scenario out of their own twisted imaginations and firmly believe that God Himself has proclaimed it to be true.

  6. American Christians did that did they?

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