What happened before the Big Bang?

The reason Christians don’t know what happened before the Big Bang is because they aren’t very adventurous. Every atheist knows it was preceded by the Big Foreplay.

3 Responses

  1. Wam bam thank you universe.

  2. Big foreplay us another name for inflation.

  3. …hopefully without Viagra….

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