The Goonies

We had our hands on the future and we blew it…to save our own lives. Sorry, dad.

~Legit line from The Goonies

A show better than LOST

Not that it’s hard to find cable shows that outshine network TV, but here’s one example.

The militancy!

Jesus and Mo

Hey, I’m from Maine

And I’m awesome.

PZ is wrong again

It was advertised earlier this week that South Park was going to feature an image of Mohammed. They, of course, never did because they prefer to entice their audience with lies, but I don’t think anyone familiar with the show really thought it was going to happen anyway. But it seems that PZ Myers might only be somewhat familiar with the series and so thought it would happen.

Are you ready for civilization to end? I guess the television show South Park is going to show a cartoon rendition of Mohammed tonight. I think the show has been steadily declining in quality, but I’ll tune it in one more time just to support the public desecration of the sacred.

Have they ever done a show where they lampoon juvenile libertarianism? I’d also tune in for that, but that probably hits a little too close to home for the creators.

Does anyone else see the glaring problem here? Does anyone recognize just how little sense this makes?! PZ called the vague ideology of the South Park creators “juvenile libertarianism”. That is completely inaccurate. Come on. Everyone knows libertarianism is infantile at best.

And even then, that’s being redundant.

First ever evidence of a god discovered

That’s how we can do it!


Dilbert

Thank you for this, Dilbert.

Foxhole myth busted

I just wish they could have used Buster in one of the slides.

Silly teabaggers

There are two reasons I actually love the teabaggers. First, if they decide to run one of their own candidates anywhere, it’s going to Nader the Republican ticket. Second, they make hilarious signs.