Death to pennies

I hate the damn things.

Thought of the day

“Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much sexual harassment plaguing your presidential campaign.” ~Herman Cain

More reason to respect Jon Huntsman

It seems like this is the only guy in the Republican field with any common sense:

The conservative news magazine Newsmax announced Friday that it would co-sponsor a Republican presidential debate moderated by media personality and real estate tycoon Donald Trump on Dec. 27th in Des Moines, Ia., but they may have trouble convincing candidates to show up.

Former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman is the first to send his regrets.

“We look forward to watching Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich suck up to Trump with a big bowl of popcorn,” Huntsman spokesman Tim Miller told Yahoo News.

It is beyond me why so many of these candidates have taken the time to meet with Trump. He’s a doofus with nothing to add to anything. He knows less about taxes and foreign policy than Herman Cain, he isn’t the least bit intelligent, and every show he has ever done has been shitty. But maybe that’s it. Maybe it’s his ignorance, his stupidity, and his inability to entertain that draws so many Republicans to him. After all, who do Republicans like? People like Bush and (until the recent news about how he uses his wiener) Cain – stupid and/or ignorant people. People like Steve Doocy and that guy on Fox & Friends who isn’t Steve Doocy – people who can’t entertain. Maybe it all does make sense.

Thought of the day

I can’t believe Carlos Mencia, aka Ned Holness, aka joke stealer extraordinaire, keeps getting specials on Comedy Central. The guy isn’t funny at all.

Turkey Day

Nom nom nom

Thought of the day

Here’s what I don’t like about the abortion debate: One side says it is about controlling women whereas the other side insists it is about murder. There is plenty of truth from the first side, but that truth is concentrated amongst a minority of Christians and Muslims in the US. The second side, of course, is entirely wrong. But regardless of whether either side is right or wrong on these claims, I still don’t like anything about it. So what if the other guy has shitty motivations? That doesn’t make him wrong.

Thought of the day

Remember when Reagan took the solar panels off the White House?

Dolt.

Thought of the day

Dear people at the gym,

When I ask you for a spot, I mean that I want a spot. I do not mean that I want you to lift the weight for me.

Thank you,

Michael.

Thought of the day

I am rooting for Green Bay to have a perfect season on one condition and for one reason. The condition: They aren’t competing against the Patriots. The reason: So Mercury Morris will forever have to shut the hell up.

The Trench Bridge

It’s neat-o.

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