The lammergeier

I had the honor of viewing this bird not once but twice while in Africa:

For those who need convincing to watch the video:

  • It grabs large animal bones, flies over cliff sides, and then drops its payload so that it can smash everything open and access the marrow.
  • David Attenborough narrates this version of the “Life” series.
  • Oprah Winfrey does not ruin anything by narrating (which, in the American version, she does as if she is reading to children).
  • In case you missed the first bullet, the bird smashes bones on rocks.
  • On cliff sides.

Thought of the day

If the Red Sox could sweep the Yankees and then win tomorrow when I am sitting in Fenway, that would be great.

Colbert mocks bad Supreme Court decision

We all remember that Supreme Court decision that entirely transgressed the purpose and even spirit of corporate law. It was funny, of course – just in a bad way. But now fortunately Stephen Colbert has made it funny in a good way:

A couple hundred people stood around holding cameras as comedian Stephen Colbert dropped into Washington and filed papers for his Super PAC. It was the most excitement the Federal Election Commission and its office may ever see…

“The Supreme Court’s decision in Citizens United has proved that unlimited corporate money equals free speech,” said Colbert as the crowd cheered, clapped and booed. By the Colbert logic, that means that no corporate money means “silence.”

The crowd cheered as Colbert stepped out of the FEC building, with nearly everyone holding up their cameras as the funnyman gave his usual performance.

“I want to open the Colbert super PAC for all those PAC-less Americans,” said Colbert, as several in the crowd recited his PAC’s motto: “Making a better ‘tomorrow’ tomorrow.”

This about the only good thing to come of this decision.

It’s probably for the best



Good. Out with the old, in with the new.

Thought of the day

I have yet to see a good argument for God in the 21st century. There were arguments that worked when we didn’t have the same facts we have now, but ever since the Enlightenment every argument for God has been a radical failure. I mean, it’s ridiculous. I hardly believe that theists are even trying at this point.

Thought of the day

Existence precedes essence.

Happy Mother’s Day

First, the religious version of the day:

Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death. Because they have cursed their father or mother, their blood will be on their own head. ~Leviticus 20:9

How sweet, amirite?

Now the decent person version of the day:

Thought of the day

I can take that bin Laden information will be in the news for quite some time. And I can take that there will be those moronic conspiracy theorists who say he wasn’t killed. Or he has been dead for years. Or whatever malarkey they want to throw around. And I can stand listening to the stupid debate about releasing images. I can stand listening to all that garbage because at least it’s expected garbage. But come on, media. Are we really going to call bin Laden’s compound a “lair”? Unless President Obama is really Mario, Osama was really Bowser, and the woman he used to shield himself was the Princess, he did not live in a friggin’ “lair”.

Thought of the day

I find it tremendously stubborn that FOX Noise insists on misspelling Osama bin Laden’s name “Usama”.

Thought of the day

I learn more history from Pawn Stars than any of the History Channel’s other shows.

Also, I refuse to call it “History”. It’s the History Channel.