Creationist logic

via the Creationism ‘Museum’

High fructose corn syrup

I just finished up a biochemistry paper on fructose metabolism. As often happens when I write these sort of things, I found myself drifting to related topics. Namely, I looked into the research on high fructose corn syrup metabolism versus sucrose metabolism. What I found was interesting, but first I need to note something else.

About a year and a half ago I wrote about a bad opinion piece from the Chicago Tribune. I stand by most of what I said, but I want to distance myself from something contained in this paragraph:

Imagine, for those unfortunate to have it in their grocery stores, if SmartOption foods didn’t have nutrition facts. They look and sound so appealing. But a quick look at the nutrition facts and ingredients reveals that it’s a load of garbage. Or, more nationally, imagine if there was enough ignorance for those pro-high fructose corp syrup commercials to slide by uncriticized.

What I found in my research was that much of the criticism directed towards HFCS is bunk. There is evidence of short-term metabolic differences between HFCS and sucrose, but it is not without its problems. Namely, many of the studies (done with rats) look at artificially high concentrations of fructose in subject diets. No one in the real world eats just fructose. In fact, HFCS is usually listed as something like HFCS-55. That refers to the concentration of fructose (55%) in the product. Most of the rest will be glucose. There are other ratios (as high as 90% fructose, 10% glucose), but what will be found in most soft drinks is around 55% fructose, 45% glucose. Sucrose, in contrast, is about 50/50. (Those high ratio products are either used for specialty purposes or dilution.)

There is some legitimate ground for the anti-HFCS crowd. Upwards of 30% of people have difficulty absorbing fructose through their small intestine and so will face cramps, gas, and general physical discomfort and pain as a result. It’s much like lactose intolerance, though to a lesser degree. The solution for these people is to avoid too much fructose. However, manufacturers are allowed to list “corn syrup” in their ingredients instead of high fructose corn syrup. This presents an obvious problem. Those will fructose malabsorption can safely bet that any soft drink will have HFCS, but they can’t do that for a number of other products. Thus, those who oppose HFCS are right when they demand proper labeling on food products. (In contrast, I don’t share the same sympathies with those who want genetically modified labels on products.)

Fun fact of the day

Fun fact: If you fail to fully absorb fructose in your small intestine, it will be transported to the large intestine. Once there it will be fermented by your colonic flora. This produces a number of wonderful things, one of which is hydrogen. Said hydrogen will then make its way to your lungs where it will be released via your breath. In short, your body isn’t really the one-way street you hoped it was.

Thought of the day

It strikes me that a person cannot appreciate his own insulation until he sees others exposed.

Bits of Haiti

This is why no one respects the South

You’d think Tennessee, of all places, would know better:

Tennessee, where the nation’s first big legal battle over evolution was fought nearly 90 years ago, is close to enacting a law that critics deride as the “monkey bill” for once again attacking the scientific theory.

The measure passed by the Tennessee General Assembly would protect teachers who allow students to criticize evolution and other scientific theories, such as global warming. Republican Gov. Bill Haslam said this week he would likely sign it into law.

Interestingly, the governor is claiming that the law will basically do absolutely nothing while changing approximately zilch. The truth is different:

The bill says it would encourage critical thinking by protecting teachers from discipline if they help students critique “scientific weaknesses.”

In other words, teachers won’t be punished for telling students lies.

I think a great test of this horseshit bill would be for a teacher to go into a dead-pan routine where he questions the validity of the theory of gravity. Talk about its weaknesses, cast doubt on its validity, and maybe even propose some alternatives. Of course, those “alternatives” would need to be couched in science-y language, but I’m sure there are plenty of creationist groups out there willing to lend their expertise to those who wish to abuse science.

Gay student sues school over shirt

A student in Ohio is suing his school after he was denied the right to wear a shirt reading “Jesus is not a homophobe”:

The mother of 16-year-old Maverick Couch filed the federal lawsuit on his behalf against Wayne Local School District and the principal of Waynesville High School, northeast of Cincinnati.

Couch is a junior at the public school. His lawsuit says he’s been threatened with suspension if he wears a shirt bearing the message “Jesus Is Not a Homophobe.” The lawsuit says school officials told him the shirt is “sexual in nature” and inappropriate.

I find this interesting for two reasons, neither of which having to do with the specific subject matter. First, I think it’s going to be spectacular to hear the school defend its stupid position that the shirt is somehow sexual. Second, students are usually denied basic rights in school because, well, fuck ’em, amirite? I would be mildly surprised to see Couch win this. And, of course, I hope he does.

Milienne update

I’m ecstatic to report that the little girl, Milienne, who was attached to me every moment in the rescue center (and me to her) is going home to her family in the coming weeks.

Polls: President Obama making gains amongst women

Who can say this was unexpected?

Female voters in battleground states are rallying around President Obama in droves, according to a new USA Today/Gallup poll released Monday, suggesting a gender gap could pose one of the Republicans’ biggest challenges in this fall’s general election race.

Obama led Mitt Romney by 18 percentage points among female registered voters in the nation’s top 12 swing states. The gender gap between Obama and Rick Santorum was 15 points. USA Today reports that this is the “first significant lead” the president has held in these key voting states.

I think the only surprising thing about this is that it isn’t always like this.

I’m back

I’m back from my trip to Haiti. I really don’t know where or how to start, but I do know I don’t have the energy to get much going right now. So for the moment, here is a quick picture taken with someone’s phone. (I’ve yet to upload or see many photos taken with real cameras, but they’re on the way.)

That’s me playing with Milienne in the rescue center in Casale. She was attached to me from within the first few seconds I entered the building. I’m really glad I know her. Should the day come that I have a daughter, she will also be named Milienne.