My favorite Charlie Sheen quotes

Posted on March 2, 2011 by Michael

These past couple of days have been magnificently entertaining to me.

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded bodies.

and

I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins.

and

Look what I’m dealing with, man. I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

He must have been blogging when he said that last one.

They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and their loser lives and they look me and say, “I can’t process it!” Well, no, you never will. Just stop trying. Sit back and enjoy the show.

And my all time favorite…

I have one speed. I have one gear: GO.

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3 Responses

  1. This Week's Obsession's avatar
    This Week's Obsession, on March 2, 2011 at 9:22 pm said:

    Fantastic!! After Mel Gibson’s quotes and the Chuck Norris thing, we could use another pop-culture compilation.

  2. The Tim Channel's avatar
    The Tim Channel, on March 4, 2011 at 11:28 am said:

    I’ve been watching and listening to all his interviews this last couple of weeks. Pure gold. If he were a little more poetic and a little more gay, he might be this generations stand-in for Oscar Wilde.

    Enjoy.

  3. Charlie's avatar
    Charlie, on August 26, 2011 at 6:55 pm said:

    Charlie Sheen’s the man, his quotes kill me.

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