Huh.
The Sensis sheath is being hailed as a breakthrough for all men who have experienced passion-killing delays at the crucial moment.
Mr Thompson, a former carpenter now attending to an entirely different type of wood, said he got the idea after unsuccessfully trying to put on an ordinary condom after a night on the town.
He said: ‘I couldn’t see anything so I tried to open the window to take advantage of the street lights, but I couldn’t really see anything. Between the alcohol and the fumbling it was one big flop.’
It seems to me that if you’re so drunk that you can’t get a condom on, perhaps you shouldn’t have sex. At least if it’s the first time with the person. And besides, such a lack of dexterity and motor skills seem a foreboding sign for the rest of the night.
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For the Sake of Science 
Haha, perhaps it should come pre-installed with a “head” light and have a map wrapped in the package with it to insure proper orifice insertion.