Get out your ruler. I dare you.

I’ve done a post about average penis size and another about average breast size, but it never crossed my mind to do one about average anus size. If it did, that information might be helpful to the Catholic Church right about now:

WITH no apparent evidence other than a photograph of Spanish priest Andrés García Torres hugging a young Cuban seminarian, the Catholic bishop of Getafe has leapt to the outrageous conclusion that there is something gay about two topless men in a warm embrace.

According to this report, the bishop now wants the priest to abandon his parish in the Madrid dormitory town of Fuenlabrada, undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test.

Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.

The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:

Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.

Next up, the predictive potential of taints.


3 Responses

  1. The stupid. It burns.

  2. HE’S the top. His anus wouldn’t be dilated. But the amusing part of this is how the Catholics want him to go thru a ‘psychiatric cure’, as if that’s possible. Religion focuses far too much on gays. They need to go back to talking snakes and people who lived for 800+ years.

  3. Anyone who has visited Spain or Italy can attest the physical boundaries between men are closer than in our culture. I first became aware of this after watching male kids In Italy holding hands while walking home from school……totally innocent and just sharing their friendship.

    The priest may or may not be gay if the Bishop wants to measure all priests asses for “gayness” he’s playing on the wrong organ.

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