Poor Florida fans

The 11 fair-weather sports fans in Florida* have a triple whammy against them: First, their beloved-when-they’re-doing-well Rays** lost. Second, that loss didn’t come until after all the early bird specials. And third, if the NBA doesn’t get its act together, those 11 fans may not be able to jump back on the Heat bandwagon.

*To be clear, Florida does not deserve any professional sports team.
**To be extra clear, the Rays never won anything in the first place. That would imply they were ever a good team or that they deserved what they got. What happened was the Red Sox collapsed and the Rays happened to have a playoff spot handed to them. They never won anything.

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