Little Adolf Hitler is so cute

His parents are dicks, though:

Adolf Hitler is one of the most evil men to ever walk the face of the planet. He also happens to be a little boy in New Jersey. Adolf Hitler Campbell was taken away from his parents in 2009 because welfare officials said that his name was a form of abuse.

And Adolf Hitler isn’t the only strange name in the Campbell family. Heath and Deborah Campbell named their daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. But is an offensive name reason enough to divide a family?

I can’t say I hate laws like Germany has barring the use of such stupid names, but this probably isn’t a reason to take a child away in the US. I’m not sure, but I doubt it even has any legal grounding.

However, I do believe the child should be allowed once a birthday for the rest of his life to punch his parents square in the face with no repercussions.

Thought of the day

This is a bit early, but can we just rename Halloween All Exposed Girls’ Night? Or maybe All Bad Movies Week?