New rule for Christians

No more metaphorically talking about “the heart” until you bother to define what it means.

5 Responses

  1. It’s the fleshy thing in the chest. Pumps blood. Tastes delicious if you eat it fresh from your enemies’ chests, or so I’m told.

    May I ask what prompted this rule?

  2. Ah, thanks for that, WordPress. Randomly change the rules on me. Grr.

  3. May I ask what prompted this rule?

    Every Christian with whom I have ever spoken.

  4. Are you calling me a Christian?

  5. I’d never insult you like that.

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