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  1. A win as what? the most poisonous cookie in existence? Oreos are about the worst in the contents of its ingredients. One normal one is toxic. that one will give heart attacks, strokes and cause bowels to invert themselves.

    Kudos, though, to the massive effort put in but that person who has way too much time on his/her hands.

  2. Oreos are delicious.

  3. Pure lard also tastes great. One should eat 8 oz of it daily.

  4. That’s either a monster cookie designed to feed the Cookie Monster or a mishaped and rather squishy phallic symbol designed to attract cookie eaters.

  5. Nobody likes Oreos. They like the filling and/or Oreo covered things.

    Cookies are meant to be soft.

  6. One of my favorites were the big “black and white” cookies usually found at a Jewish bakery, but now I no longer eat cookies or anything made of wheat, rice or corn.

  7. I hear those cookies have a history of breaking up non-puking streaks.

  8. True, but many things break up non-puking streaks. Percoset pain killers do it for me, as does asparagus.

  9. I know the cookies you mean Bob! They have them at Shop n’ Save! similar to a big muffin top? half white chocolate and half dark?

  10. Those are the ones, Nate, and as a kid they seemed as big as your head.

    Sometimes my sister and I had to share one, so we had to break it perpendicular to the choc/ vanilla border. Not easy to do when 7 & 9

  11. They are pretty big.

  12. Shop n’ Save? What is this, 1998?

  13. It’s resistance to change!

  14. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_cookie

    Have to help bring the rabble up to our standards, Bob.

  15. All the Jewish bakeries and delis around here in Florida have them. I almost drool when I see them but resisted buying any since I’ve been here since December. I drive back north in 2 weeks.

  16. I’ll admit it, kinda want to go get one of those black and whites right now…

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