Thought of the day

It’s true: Of all the mysteries ever solved, not one has been because of magic.

A wise, worldly, naturalist? Sounds about right.

I’m just stealing everything from PZ today. But that’s okay because I’m a wizard and I can do what I want.

I want this in video game form. Now.

What have we had our fellow primates do in video games so far? Throw barrels? Run around on an island so boring that only the most devoted video game fans will understand this reference? Come on. Let’s give them some real fire power.

The only problem is that if we let them snipe, then every asshole is going to grab that weapon and ruin everyone else’s good time.