What have we had our fellow primates do in video games so far? Throw barrels? Run around on an island so boring that only the most devoted video game fans will understand this reference? Come on. Let’s give them some real fire power.
The only problem is that if we let them snipe, then every asshole is going to grab that weapon and ruin everyone else’s good time.
Filed under: Misc | Tagged: Baboon sniper, Donkey Kong, Monkey Island |
For the Sake of Science 
Maybe you’d have found that island more interesting if you clicked on all the pirates.
I just wasn’t ready to make the change from the d-pad to the joystick back in the 90’s.
Diddy Kong was a better character in almost every way.
Ironically, I played Halo: Reach shortly after this and extensively used the sniper rifle to dominate the other team.
Go play outside!
A lot of the Halo: Reach maps take place outdoors
Well played.